Date: Thursday 03/23/2006 11:17:40 AM
Title: randomgerman

I want to play <undecipherable>!
Come on!
Start the damn game!
START ... THE ... GAME ... YOU SON OF A WHORE![1]
Aaaaaaa! <pounds keyboard>
<computer beeps>

I'll tell you again
Come on!

<sweeps extraneous crap off desk>
<hits mouse>
OH MY GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENED?!
<hits keyboard>
I <something> I want to play!
<screams>
<pants>
Fast start.

Here we go!
<sings>Here we go, here we go, here we go!
<bops>
PLAY!
YOU WANKER! PLAY!
<becomes incoherent>
PLAY!

<pants>

It's loading!
It's loading!
When it's loading, must we always fight?! [not
convinced about this]

I want <undecipherable>... <screams> <rests chin on keyboard>
<pants>

Think positive! Just think positive!
It'll start soon.
Yes. Positive.

Here we go...
<music has started, he turns it up>
<cackles maniacally>
<cackling turns to screaming>
<undecipherable stuff>
Come on, come on!
<pounds keyboard, shouts undecipherably>
<a box falls off desk>
Shit! You <undecipherable>, I'll kill you!

<screams, starts hammering the keyboard, then whacking the desk with the
keyboard>

WAAAAH! WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!
UUUUUHNGH!
WOOOOOAAAGHGHHNGH!

The... the escape key is missing.

The escape key! Where is it?
Where is it?
<giggles hysterically>
<whimpers>
Where is it?
Where is it?

<finds escape key and puts it back on the keyboard>
Right. I don't need help. I don't need help. I DON'T NEED HELP!
<cackles maniacally again>
<undecipherable, seems calmer>

It's not working!
<music begins to play again>
I'll finish you off! I'll simply finish you off! [as in kill, I assume]

Run! You [insult] - he keeps using this insult, and I can't work out
what it is.
I WILL FINISH YOU OFF!
YEEEEEEES!

Wooohooohoohooo!
I've killed him!
I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
YEEEEEEEEEEEES! <shakes head rapidly from side to side, still yelling>
YEEEEEEEEEES! Eat that, you son of a whore!
<giggles hysterically>I will kill you, I will kill you
<gleefully>I'm just going to blow you away [i.e. shoot]
I'll blow you away with a bullseye [whatever - a perfect shot]

One of the sons of whores is shooting at me
one of the sons of whores is shooting at me

NOOOOOOOOO! <picks up keyboard and begins to beat desk with it>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH<tails off>, leaves his seat.

<end>

[1] Son of a whore - translated literally for amusement value, but I'm
guessing "Son of a bitch" is more idiomatically correct in ENglish. :)