So I took you all in
So much more effective than
the usual helpless blonde drivel -
'Oh, I've broken a nail'
So cliché
No, I'm more clever than that
Double bluff - that's bluff not buff for your
Sordid male minds.
Fooled you - played the tough girl
to intrigue you
and then the lie starts
Because the outside is the truth
All the 'opening up'
Virgin to everyman
(in fact a rotten slag)
How else do you think I faked orgasms so well
with you staring me in the face?